(based on the weekend/holiday rate of $265 for a tee time)
Just think, Father's Day would no longer be celebrated only one day a year! Dad would be able to reward himself for being a father with a round of golf every day for the next 3,435 years.
To put all that golf in perspective, if King Tut had been given this gift in say, his last year as Pharaoh in 1323 BC, he (or his descendants if the gift was transferrable) would still have over 104 years of daily golf to play.
Now that's a Father's Day gift!